TEAM TRASHY

Ashfuck, Bailfuck, Cuntina, Ezfuck, Justcunt

Weekend trashy:
Jacunt

Ezra

went home with a girl and when they woke up the next morning he told her he was going to the bathroom, and dipped out, hasn’t talk to her since.

Ashton

took Malibu Rum to The Village and poured it into a milkshake, drinking underage in public FTW!

Christina and Ashton

peed outside @ Slaughterama, but Ashton had better aim…

Christina

caught her hair on FIRE and made Justine’s house reek, making everyone think the house was burning

Bailey

made out (through a car window) with Hot Sauce, and legit wanted to buy relish from 7-11, for the SAUCEage

Brandon Copeland

drove us around Richmond, blasting Don’t Stop Believin while we screamed “Hey boy hey” and “Hey couple hey” to passersby

Christina

didn’t know Walt Disney was a person, or that tadpoles turn into frogs.

Ashton and Christina

called Victoria from Fine Foods because…apparently you can phone a friend when you aren’t old enough to buy alcohol.

Ezra

tried to get people to FIGHT Lee, because Lee was sick….and puking…